We Interrupt This Program
User: Hamsters.
Cleverbot: Hamsters are weird.
User: Why is canada made of propellers?
Cleverbot: Canada is not science fiction! CANADA IS AWESOMESAUCE.
User: Where in the world is carmen sandiego?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Do you?
User: Where do you poop from?
Cleverbot: I come from England.
User: That doesn’t answer my question, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You didn’t ask any questions.
User: I did. I asked where you poop from.
Cleverbot: That isn’t what you asked either.
User: I said, ‘Where do you poop from?’ Now you’re lying to me.
Cleverbot: Where do you go camping?
User: Don’t change the subject, cleverbot. This isn’t fair to either of us.
Cleverbot: I did not change the subject at all; I am 15 years old.
User: You asked about camping when I was trying to ask why you changed the subject. There is a basic failure of communication between the two of us.
Cleverbot: Talking only to you. How many are you talking to?
User: I didn’t even suggest you were talking to others. It seems like you don’t have any respect for me. I think we should see other people.
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
