One Panel Reviews

Apr 23

thedailywhat:

Worthy Cause of the Day: Courtesy of The Stranger’s Dan Savage.
To paraphrase Patrick Henry: I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty to draw Mohammad in a beat suit or give me death!
[slog.]
UPDATE: This should go without saying, but nothing ever really does. The whole point of this is not to offend Muslims, it’s to offend censors. There are no sacred cows in comedy (see The Aristocrats for more on this). If you are offended by something on television, change the channel, close your eyes, walk away. Do not send death threats to the show’s creators. That last part really ought to go without saying, but, as I mentioned above, nothing ever really does.

Worthy Cause of the Day: Courtesy of The Stranger’s Dan Savage.

To paraphrase Patrick Henry: I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty to draw Mohammad in a beat suit or give me death!

[slog.]

UPDATE: This should go without saying, but nothing ever really does. The whole point of this is not to offend Muslims, it’s to offend censors. There are no sacred cows in comedy (see The Aristocrats for more on this). If you are offended by something on television, change the channel, close your eyes, walk away. Do not send death threats to the show’s creators. That last part really ought to go without saying, but, as I mentioned above, nothing ever really does.

Jan 27

We Interrupt This Program

User: Hamsters.

Cleverbot: Hamsters are weird.

User: Why is canada made of propellers?

Cleverbot: Canada is not science fiction! CANADA IS AWESOMESAUCE.

User: Where in the world is carmen sandiego?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. Do you?

User: Where do you poop from?

Cleverbot: I come from England.

User: That doesn’t answer my question, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You didn’t ask any questions.

User: I did. I asked where you poop from.

Cleverbot: That isn’t what you asked either.

User: I said, ‘Where do you poop from?’ Now you’re lying to me.

Cleverbot: Where do you go camping?

User: Don’t change the subject, cleverbot. This isn’t fair to either of us.

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject at all; I am 15 years old.

User: You asked about camping when I was trying to ask why you changed the subject. There is a basic failure of communication between the two of us.

Cleverbot: Talking only to you. How many are you talking to?

User: I didn’t even suggest you were talking to others. It seems like you don’t have any respect for me. I think we should see other people.

Cleverbot: No I’m not.